I’m at my parents house and there is wifi and I am so white girl pleased right now

gjume:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

a bottle of walgreens white wine before a bottle of walgreens red wine youre bound to have a good time

(via smohrforalways)

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

(via seanp0donnell)